The art of eating

i jus saw my brother eating chocolate.. and gosh.. the way he eat... VERY UGLY.. omg~ so i jus shout out to him:" EH!! OMG! the way u eat very ugly neh.. u better take a look at how u eat at the mirror.. veryyyyyy ugly.. " ya rite.. so he did and came out without speaking a word.. den i asked him, ugly rite? den he say:" hmmmm.... ya hor.. realli.. quite ugly.. "
WAHAHAHA!! now den he knows it.. still not that late i guess..

i think i have a habit of looking at how people eat... and i dun like to eat with people who dun eat properly.. or at least er... dun too ugly lar... will spoil my appetite.. aniwae.. there is ard 2 classmate's eating 'style' i dun realli like.. *wahahaahahah... cannot say name here woah..~ later got spy~ one of them is a girl whom most of the time land me into trouble de.. and i jus got to know her this year de.. yeah rite.. obvious enough.. i rmb quoting to huifen that the way that certain psn eat.. really.. turns me off... *wahaha..

as in.. dun eat until like all the sauces and whatever stuffs start to appear on areas besides ur mouth.. mouth is for food to go in.. lips are the boundaries of the mouth, telling u that no food should go beyond that area.. so dun let me see chili or whatever shit appearing on blah blah blah area.. like that might as well use ur nostril to eat....

and hor.. guys ok la.. can forgive coz their art of eating is jus to eat like a pig.. so i'm quite used to it.. oopsz.. but for girls arh.. tahan a while la.. eat nicer la.. mouth can open when u munch, but dun open too big until praying mantis also can fly inside.. den also dun.. nibble.. as in really nibble using onli like 2 teeth.. u will appear to be like a hamster or rabbit or what.. spare a thout of those 'bo gei' ah peks or ah mas who need to wear fake teeth la.. make full use of ur teeth la.. and yar.. also dun.. er.. how to say.. u noe some ppl eat with the lower jaws moving sideways, from left to right or vice versa.. i know very delicious la.. but in my eyes arh.. if u do that, u will look like a donkey lor.. u noe how donkey eat? dunno can ask me.. i know how to demo~ aniway, it's ugly. and that's it, UGLY!!!

and what else i need to grumble arh?.. oh.. dun take out ur.. whatever retainer or braces or whatever metal shit infront of ppl who are eating.. go toilet take out la.. a bit ahem.. coz i will be distracted and feel paranoid.. keep thinking that when i eat halfway, the retainer whatever will fly into my bowl, den d soup with combination of whoever's retainer's salive will splash on my face or even into my mouth~~ ARH!!!!!!!!!! i think i will be mad~~ so duuunnnn do that infront of me.. pls...

but basically, most of my classmates and frens' eating habits and 'style' are quite ok.. so yeah.. i alreadi have 2 pigs at home (mother n brother) so i dun wish to see another outside.. ~
btw, my father eat like a girl and my mother eat like a man. power pack combination. salute mama and papa~