well, who just had an english tutorial?


ans:
my mum =)


haz.. nope, she didn't enrol in some course or what-so-ever but rather, my brother and i tried to teach her some simple english words. And to our surprise, my mum SHOCKED us. Muahahaha..
the story goes...

i was drinking H-TWO-O when my mum walks into the kitchen. She asked in hokkien:" What is this call ah? i only know this one is "O"." =.=" so i had to explain to her which is H which is TWO and she got the O correct. so my v cute mummy keep repeating H-TWO-O, H-TWO-O, H-TWO-O.

Suddenly, my mum said:" EH! i noe ang moh ah. i noe one is O-N-E. she SPELLED it out man! cheers!! =) my bro and i were laughing out loud.. she proceeded on saying :"two is T-W-O, three is T-H-R-E-E, wa hm zai ya si ka ghor la(i dunno four and five lar), ah.. six is S-I-X, aiyo qi ga buei ma hm zai ya la(seven and eight i dunno lar), nine is N-I-N-E, ten si sia mi ah? T-sia mi?"
cannot tahan my mum's english lar!! damn funni! can u imagine? it is more funni den mine =) of coz we have to say ten is T-E-N. but i was quite amazed that she knoes one, two, three, six and nine. i asked her what else she noes?

she said :" ah.. wa eh ang moh buei pai lar, (my english not bad lar) hi lid wa ke ba sa hor, (that day i went to the market) wu ji koa ah bu nei nei meng wa hor (an indian asked me), mrt zam di dou lou.( where is the mrt station?) wa hor ka yi gong (i tell him!) *with the pointing action* THIS-SE ONE MRT!

MUahahahahahaha cannot tahan lar.. my bro and i almost roll on the floor sia lar!! she's the cutest mum one can find man!

and we found out that she knows "Apple (she spelled it as appRe) i love you, but she pronouced it as "I LUB BILL." aspirin = "ah se po lo". supervisor = "super michael" orange ="O-leng" shop & save = "A and Sot" and the list goes on.

not that bad right?
cheers to mama!! =)
LUB her too hahhahahahaha..